Monday, February 1, 2010

Joke About Black Man At The Doctor Says Am Important Am I Getting Near The Mark With My Jokes Today Baby Delivery?

Am i getting near the mark with my jokes today Baby Delivery? - joke about black man at the doctor says am important

A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out, was black and had an afro. The doctor said, "Ma'am, you have never slept with a black man? \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\
"Well, yes, but only once."
"When you need it," he said.

Then the strain is released, and is yellow.
"Ma'am, you have never slept with an oriental man?
"Well, yes, he says," but only once. "

"As soon as it takes," he said.
When she got her legs were red. The doctor asked if he had ever slept with an Indian.
"Well, yes, he says," but only once. "
"As soon as it takes," he said.

Finally removed the baby the whole way and head down and push the tears back. As already said, weeping for the woman: "Oh, God, do not bark thanks to you, at least!"

11 comments:

Red Rose said...

Funny.
I need a smile I have today.

ANDYM said...

You are obviously a kind of comic genius. Who else might think, laugh, recycling of waste, old jokes for children under 12 years. This gag is almost as much fun as a group to burn Hug in one device.

Bevad - Shake n Bake! said...

A group hug in a burn unit made me laugh more. Why is it always blows the cobwebs from the old, tired jokes?

I love you <3 said...

LOL make it a little disturbing, but also fun.

Marcus M said...

I agree with Jenna - disturbing, but funny!

mr.booge said...

hahahahaha

GargVK said...

Thank you to doggy.excellent joke.

Tillie said...

haha, thats really F'd up!

Wipe Me said...

Have barking mad.

This must be a true dog lover, then! ;-)

JAM123 said...

Ha ha ha. "
Funny a Chris. "
Cheers mate. "

Luck dragon said...

ha ha ha funny
Thank you for the laugh

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